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ME LIKES DZHULIJA ROBERTS Glik 18	Glik the eighteenth And to begin with followed lodge her in my computer world already really. At me, unfortunately, was not DVD — there was usual CD ROM. Yes, however, where it I and on what, besides, shishi has got DvD-ishnye disks with "Beauty" or «Notting Hillom»? In a temper (well — a teapot a teapot!) I next morning have rushed off before service on the market, have run on all to five-six piracy trays-points with sidishnikami: certainly, uselessly — videoclips, animated cartoons, motley crews from filmstrips, some ordinary blockbusters of type of "Star wars» and "Terminatora" on double disks … the Word of honour if though one CD-film with Dzhuliej was — I would give last one hundred! At job there was an incident. Milovidova from which we till a dinner were sat-were in a room tet-and-tet, all somehow is strange on me looked, grinned aside, did not sniff nearly. — Snezhana Vitoldovna, — I have not sustained, — can, at me horns grow? From what suddenly such rough fun at my expense? — Yes very much the other way, Sergey Aleksandrych, — my former passion has venomously responded, — is visible, at you the world-harmony in a family and rough love … Seeing, that I sincerely am perplexed, my ulcer-vizavi which I on drunk garrulity and from completeness of feelings once complained a confidential minute of coldness of the spouse, has stuck mischievously with a finger in a direction of my neck: — To brag of it it is bad, Sergey light Aleksandrych, not as a real man! I have rushed to a mirror hanging sideways from its table: a horse-radish to itself!!! My neck was decorated by some bruises-zasosov. And how I have not made out it in the morning? However, today I had not a shave, and a teeth have cleaned mechanically, hastily. Yes-a-a, here to you and virtual sex! Here to you and pretty girl Sindi it is simple the vampire any! And in general, it that — really all so is serious?! — Well? — podshchekotnula a snowflake, — Has woken up in your Anna Ivanovne, at last, libido? I wished to keep silent, looked in a mirror, pounded a neck a palm, and then suddenly brjaknul unexpectedly: — We get divorced from it … — Here is how? — Snezhana too has passed to serious tone and for some reason even has sadly asked: — Means, has fallen in love at last? — Here not that you think … And these traces not from it, it so … virtual misunderstanding … Hardly the Snowflake has understood plainly. Yes I and, certainly, to explain did not become — not before. I have suddenly recollected-has thought: My God — fater! I have absolutely forgotten about the father, and it just and could gain me … But here it is necessary to explain slightly, of course, at what before a case was not to give a hint. The matter is that shortly before that I after all have found it is daddy, the consanguineous, darling and unique papahentsiju. Once, when I once again walked-travelled on the Internet, continuing to understand geography and landscapes of its basic continents, the countries and regions, in topography and architecture of business and entertaining web capitals, I have come across a curious server http://www.whowhere.com where by name the person it was possible to find its electronic address and a homepage — if is, certainly. I have entered into a search window — Nikolaev Alexandr and in a minute had some soap addresses. One of them has especially interested me: nikolaev@aol.com. On a domain name it was possible to guess, that the address, most likely, — shtatovsky. Clearly, Nikolaevyh even in States suffices, so I especially was not under a delusion. The first mejlo has sent all in some words: « I search Nikolaev for Alexander Nikolaevicha (1953 of a birth) to whom the city of Rams in Russia is not by hearsay familiar. If I tsidulja reaches you — I ask to respond ». The answer has not followed. Well and lines with it! Generally, if frankly, I after all also was not going to especially kontachit with Nikolaev’ым: I remembered tears of mother after its departure-flight which to it to constrain-hide as she tried, it was not possible. Yes that there! I and the shameful teenage tears remembered — was, was what now to be ashamed! To me it is simple in others — absolutely beggars — minutes bitterly and it was insulting, that mutter washing has refused in due time "tips" of Nikolaev, and he offered, I know, it two times from the "is far" sent letters — ordinary, paper, in envelopes: a pier, I can throw on the son it is sensitive matpomoshch in currency … Where there, my Belief Pavlovna, apparently, so it otshila with its smelly cabbage, that it has shut up and has disappeared definitively: neither letters, nor dollars. I here only do not understand one: well if you such proud for what then those letters, with transatlantic stamps, between pages of the second volume of "War and peace" to store-protect?. In a word, I was going to to the Nikolaev to write some warm lines: say, if, fater, you live there happily and in full to a harmony with the soul I am glad for you and I wish you the further prosperity in family, creative, business and any other life for the blessing of and all yours and without that the prospering smelly America! However, when a week later reciprocal e-mail from Nikolaev’а nevertheless has come, my spirit on thin venomous irony already was dissolved-has disappeared. I was delighted to the answer, as the five years' boy a chewing elastic band. I in a hurry a smog recode not at once soap and even seriously was frightened, that and I will not understand these krakobrjakah. At last I nevertheless, fussy clicking with the mouse, have picked up a code key — the message was, of course, as well as it is necessary at them there, in a format «Кириллица-Windows»: Sergey, hi! "TSidulja" you has reached successfully, can and continue, all will reach, while to you there will not block definitively kraniki. At me it's OK. I work much — I mean not so much usual job (I teach Russian in one strange college), for which here pay, how much own, literary job, for which here pay badly and seldom (the same as in Russia!). But it is worked in full pleasure. Also it turns out much more and is better, than in the Scoop. How there at you? How mum? Than you are engaged? Time at you is access to the Internet, you should be absolutely packed under the information. Kohl, from here, of course, all sees differently — and what fool I was, that, living in Baranove, was not engaged, for example, in Antonovsky revolt. But from here I hope to overtake for time — if you will help, I will be very grateful. Purely on writing, certainly, here the world lives other themes, problems, passions. There is no question bestemja, "sovkovo-pysatelskoj" illnesses of an impotence too are not present. At me, however, it and there was not, but now is also constant delight: I can work, write much that I want, about what I want, as I want, how much I want — and the sea of a subsidiary material in libraries and archives (which are free and extremely accessible), on the Internet which too is free and accessible, in communications with people … Stop, I something has become loose for first time, and suddenly is any error, and you it not you. Just in case, the request: it would not be desirable, that people round you knew, where I and that I. Alas, narodets often superenvious and to liking the black. If you is not especially will extend about me (certainly, except mum and, maybe, the wife — you after all are married?), I will be very grateful. As spoke mine baranovskie friends: has found — be silent, and has lost — be silent. Well, here while also all. Strong I embrace. AND. N. At once, that I have understood: first, my Nikolaev became the absolute business American, and, secondly, he has not stopped to be engaged in writing. Well, I especially soplivitsja too did not become in a reciprocal mail: has written, that it is supposedly very glad to our contact what to help it it is ready, only here about Antonove documents archival all are declassified for a long time also all already pisano-is copied, each schoolboy learns-knows now, that Antons the hero, and Tukhachevsky, on the contrary, the executioner and the swine. Further I have short informed on the affairs: it is married, certainly, to Anna Skotnikovoj, that, children are not present, I work lines s as whom, prospects the slightest, and in the end has sent, of course, regards from Belief Pavlovny. By the way, when I have called it and have informed, that our Nikolaev auknulsja because of ocean and from the past, she long-long, eternity whole was silent, in a tube — vacuum, but then has quite easy told: Send it regards if it does not cost much … (My mother till now thinks, that for each word in e-mail as on telegraph, separately to pay it is necessary.) And at the very end of the e-mail’a I have attributed: say, specify, if not a secret in what you a city now live, and if still in New York, whether that was possible to you somehow and somewhere to see-meet Dzhuliju Roberts? Nonsense, certainly, but unless I could be kept? I and the father, maybe, only because of it searched!. The new message has arrived bright. Pisalos-nastukivalos it, most likely, after portion of an adhesive tape with ice, was long, a little chaotic and free: Hi, Kohl! Hallo, my son! Life there at you, of course, difficult, I understand. But, I hope, you do not become limp, do not become an inveterate drunkard, and? You Nikolaev, oh, damn! It is necessary to admit fairly, here with THIS business though and freely it is tasty and in general, much, though choke, but — we do not play about. Not that mentality. It is not accepted. And in general the normal person weans from all such here, starts to work much, zakolachivat grandmas, to go across the different Bahamas and Hawaii, in sports to be engaged, that on a beach not to look the blockhead. Well and so on. Well, that about Antonovsky revolt vol. Elegechev wrote already in a new fashion, Alyoshkin and so forth it is good. What from this? About the Second World War too wrote many vol. there, and here as I have reached a taboo subject: Russian "vlasovtsy", Russian in the Foreign Legion — same a well. A theme of Antonovsky revolt for me yet the basic, now I work over a vast object (five volumes on 600-700 pages in everyone) is about Russian in dispersion. But Antonovsky revolt — one of motives. About Dzhulii Roberts — it is not assured, that she lives in New York though it not because I it did not see. About that it — the most popular, too is not assured though popularity suffices it. About four years ago has rowed in Hollywood: has come with the mistress for the evening. (And this there!) But business not in the mistress, and that on so-called «evening in a black tie», that is evening when men come in tuxedos, and ladies in evening dresses, Dzhulka has come... In jeans. It, of course, have not let in, despite all its popularity. And if to speak about the one whom I saw so it is Sindi Crawford — directly to Lexington of the Avenue, there is such long little girl in checkered trousers, in a hat of type "Chechen", I have still thought: well, lines, that you, native have dressed up, as the clown — after all simpatichnenkaja, and to pick up trousers have not thought. Has then looked narrowly, on a birthmark and has learnt — Sindi in person. (Ha, I fucked yours Sindi true!) And about five years ago I lived in the top Manhattan — so near the house where I lived, filmed from Silvestrom Stallone. I just left a cake to tea to buy: I look — crowd, lanterns, a cordon, cinema-men, chambers, all as is necessary. And Stallone — small, kubaturistyj, any wrinkled, grown old fine, in a leather jacket, all runs in a niche where we take out dust, then behind it any muzhiks. Then it leaves, to it give a paper glass from coffee, drinks. All begins at first: Silvestr runs by garbage tanks in a cellar, behind it muzhiks. Well, I as he of time ran three have looked, and the cake has gone to buy. And I do not know till now, in what film this scene. Here whom from actors I like, it Kevina Kyostnera. It is a pity, he first already grows old (at me there is a class scenario under it young), and secondly, the Hollywood swine trample down it capitally. If you saw «Dances with wolves» (I know, in Rashke it showed), here approximately, that very much is pleasant to me. In this film — soul of America … Stop, I continue! Has guessed to tinkle to Bill (there is here at me a friend) — it on cinema pomeshan. Here that he has prompted about Dzhulii Roberts. At it three places of residing. Here, in New York, she lives in a so-called duplex. It is such rather strong flat, usually in a huge many-storeyed building where the apartment occupies two adjacent floors. From here and the name "duplex". Floors are connected among themselves by internal ladders so it should not leave one apartment at all and to rise on the following floor. In some duplexes, especially if there live well, o-o-very much bogatenkie, and besides old, intraroom lifts are established. Well, and all other conveniences, type of fireplaces on each floor on two, bars, the drawing rooms, separate sports halls (it on staff is necessary to them!) with training apparatus, necessarily viewing zalchik — to stick it is necessary also at home too. You lives Dzhulija (it at it has well jumped out — about "yours"!) somewhere around Upper West Side, that is the Top Western Manhattan (it is a West side Central of Park, at you there even the serial on this theme went, I know). Well, o-o-chen prestizhnenky area! In general all celebrities prefer to lodge around Central of Park. Both it is expensive, and it is prestigious, and air pure, and in general nature at them such. Again — stop! I to you, the son, in a following mail will send all details about its New York den and, can, even a photo. And in general — ask, do not hesitate. And itself write about local your life more in detail: that to hide — is ill smothering, memoirs plna … Fie, stishata have got! I embrace! The father. To admit, daddy slightly irritated me. And not only that, of course, that, living in New York, believed gossips about Dzhulii and liked not it, and Kevina Kyostnera: to me and most Kyostner it is nice … Ha, «ask, do not hesitate»! Would write, has offered: a pier, the son, whether it is necessary to you to support somehow? Perhaps to you for the Internet is burdensome to pay?. However, if at them there access to the Network for some reason free he, for certain thinks-is assured, what at us here in general for an exit in web space also pay extra the salary?. I, by the way, really, have asked it about Internet quotations, with a hint the most thin on our dearness. And, certainly, as though did not irritate me its soap operas, particles of data about Dzhulii first-hand to me grain from plevel were more expensive some gold and dollars, and, that is from gossips I to separate the facts always I will manage. However, Nikolaev in the following letter has recollected and about material, already in the end, having informed in the beginning something about Dzhulii, answering on old my and new questions: Hi, Kohl! Well, here I to you also have dug out the house of this miss Roberts. Has found it to the address: 7 Gramercy Park South. This building near Central of Park (as I also assumed), is constructed in the thirties, in him of 78 apartments. Cost of average apartment in him — 750 million. Monthly still it is necessary to pay extra for maintenance of apartment 1200-2000 dollars As I and has told, this small house looks at Central Park, the apartment in him has so much bedrooms, the owner, plus a drawing room (or two in case of a duplex), a dining room, kitchen, fireplaces on each floor how much will wish. Yes, I have still forgotten to tell to you, that here with toilets is created. Here it is so much toilets, how much usually there lives the person in apartment. That is on a family from four persons in the house four toilets. It is norm. But also in case of miss Roberts (it not married and has no children) I believe, that in its duplex there are less 4-5 toilets also. On each floor on 2-3. By the way, one nuance that Russian do not know. Here practically there are no separate toilets and bathrooms. Usually they are combined. For me first it was absurdity — in the richest country and where you sit on a push, there and wash. And an essence in the simple: all pushes here with stagnant water. Emission occurs at once in the water, any stench and the more so stickings to walls. Has then merged — and again water costs in a push. Pushes are called (more often!) — «American Standard». The firm such lets out them. Everything use a deodorant (is more exact osvezhitelem than air), and even in public toilets (on the road service stations, some metro stations, at restaurants, in hospitals, libraries etc .) quite often there are tubas with osvezhitelem in branches. Toilets are, of course, free — that too first surprised me. In apartments all toilets — the general. As well as baths, naturally. And visitors go to your toilets (they guzzle, oh-it!). Usually nobody disdains, because toilets in apartments wash each two-three days. All know it. If you not poor the cleaner comes and wash them. She washes your floor, ware, can and erase for you. There is it — 7-12 dollars at an o'clock of its job. In public toilets in all the floor washes each 30-50 minutes (at me sensation, that constantly washes). Probably and pushes wash with any regularity. And the paper in rolls is, of course, always!!! Bathrooms here (in such duplex as from miss Roberts) occupy about 20-30 sq. metres. A bath — the semipool, two-three freely are located. Mirrors in a wall. Very beautiful cranes and amalgamators. Furnish of usually gentle tones by a marble tile. Tomorrow I, obviously, will be in those places. I will take a camera and I will rent its house. From you a bubble! (It is final, I joke). That Dzhulija did not use personal avto, and went on sabvee is an absurdity. Personal avto at it with the personal driver and pair bodyguards. If it once in a life also has gone down in sabvej, it means, it did to herself advertising: it acted in film, about it was printed in a press, here such I the simple little girl, was the footwear saleswoman in shop, and, becoming a star, not zaznalas, I go in the underground. «The surname Roberts (on construction) is similar to what Russian surname?» — Robertova. «And what difference between Roberts and Robertson?» — any as a matter of fact. Both that and another, Robertova. Simply first variant "with" is the rest of possessive case: Robert's (son-daughter), and the second variant "dream" is a son, that is "Robert-son". Why it instead of present name Dzhuli took name-pseudonym Dzhulija? Dzhuli — more American name, that is absolutely American. And there is one small bzik at local population — they not indifferently concern Europe. Envy, are angry, try to outdo, see eventually as hidden (from them more often too) the sample. Name Dzhulija — absolutely European. It — is beautiful. It — is scenic. It is curious, that when I say, that my name is Alex at more close acquaintance often Americans ask: what is your name in the country of your birth. And very much like to name me "Alexander". In it for them the charm. Now about the Internet. You ask, whether the truth here such low quotations? The truth. Twenty dollars a month is srednevysokaja the price. The prices on $9.95 and if you do not presume to yourself a tchervonets, that is and on the five in a month are now popular. Is and in general free "gostevanie" — offer, climb, take I do not want. But it is those who only begins. The weight is necessary to them, clients who will provide a numerous input to them are necessary, and they will hang banners — and will do grandmas on advertising. At me access to the Internet the free. There are companies (about one and a half tens) which give zakachat (too free of charge) the program, and then — only one phone call I and pay (10 cents) for each input. You can look such names, as NetZero, Juno, AllShak. Come in Yahoo is even better, in a search window type: free internet provider — and you will have all list. Tomorrow at us the big holiday — the Memorial Day, that is Day of Memory. We go on picnic, we will meet old men from white guards (here is still such, I communicate with them!), we will make shish kebabs, we will chat for a life. Job washing goes. I write hard. The strong and bitter thing turns out. If only Bozhenka has allowed silyonok to finish. Then it is possible will and die. Write to me more often. Tell, how at you there a life and so on. Fresh jokes do not forget. Events in the country. Products in shops and payment of salaries-pensions? By the way, I would like something to throw to you, but, I believe, the currency bill at you in bank is not present? Good, something we will think up. For now here that: if you remember, there was at me a friend by nickname Kulyok — Kulkin Naum Erastovich. He then, before my departure, headed a regional party magazine «Baranovsky the communist», whether that, happened often at us in the house — all time drunk in dupel. If it it is still definitive not spilsja, learn where it and as, inform its co-ordinates (necessarily e-mail if is): this companion-ch since those times (with 1990) owes me one hundred roubles, and in a present way to a course as I understand, it is thousand one and a half, and even two. We it, nalima such, for gills take also an old debt we will squeeze out. I think, to you of steam of pieces will be not superfluous? I embrace you. The father. For mister Kulkina to me especially long to search it was not necessary. I have called Arcady Teljatnikovu, and it has there and then given me co-ordinates and has informed a heap of unnecessary details: it appears, Naum Erastovich some years as has fastened (whether it was filed, whether it was coded), is for today the editor-in-chief of the main regional newspaper «Baranovsky life» and in combination — the dear person, even heads regional federation on struggle sumo. Most I remembered it vaguely, remain in memory as it once it is dense obleval in sew to apartment all vestibule and a toilet … I has sent the father the short story about wonderful regeneration of its friend-drunk and the soap address of its newspaper: bg@brn.ru. Also has received the answer: go and demand — Naum in a course. It is necessary — as in time!. <<<Glik the seventeenth Glik the nineteenth>>>
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