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ME LIKES DZHULIJA ROBERTS Glik 12	Glik the twelfth Yes where there — alone! I at once, only having welded full big dense as have put to a Turk coffee kissel, «Wedding of my best friend», and, certainly, here as near to it krasavchik George here appeared. However, already it was soon found out, that this George — brightly blue colour and at them with Dzhuliannoj, heroine Dzhulii, all only usually-brotherly or, more likely, usually-sisterly friendship. But in five minutes there was that even more «the best friend», Michael whom Dzhulija-Dzhulianna, whether see, without mind likes. The most opposite, this Michael O'Nil in execution Dermota Melruni (Dermot Mulroney), really, did not call hostility — quite simpatjaga, at least, Sutherland or Makdermott to it and in soles did not suit. But so Dzhul on a course of a plot to it on a neck it was hung up, so it was humiliated before it!. And more, peering in Dzhuliju on the screen, I remembered, held in memory rather curious judgements from one web-retsenzushki on a film: «Speak, in a real life Dzhulija Roberts just such what it has turned out in« Wedding of my best friend ». That is what its heroine Dzhul has turned out. She does not like sentimentalnostej, goes towards the aim directly, that, in its opinion, is its property is able to struggle. But thus it — is simple and natural, that draws to it people and smoothes rigidity which, at first sight, prevails in its character … Against executors of other roles Dzhulija Roberts looks more naturally and consequently, by the way, calls more liking. It can be different during one scene, that, actually, and the plot demands from it, and she fine knows what to make with the person, to seem on the screen the live person … About «to seem the live person» is in the point! It is a shame to admit, but I so was forgot, that in one of scenes (in park it is going to to be explained in love to Michael) when it has once again hidden the чýдные, perfect eyes behind dark glasses, with disappointment have exclaimed: — Dzhul, yes remove you these foolish points! They only spoil you!. I, of course, there and then zatknulsja-has come round, but Dzhulija indeed as if me having heard, has hasty pulled off points and quickly, is imperceptible for Michael, have looked is guilty directly to me in eyes … Anything to myself! I have stopped a film, have returned hardly back, have scrolled an episode once again: u-u-f, well, certainly, simple coincidence! It is possible to think, I doubted … But after all before it there was still this scene with disguise in studio (did not wish to tell, yes — it is fine): Michael, cattle, rushes without knock into a room, and Dzhulija has only just taken off a dress, costs, my dear, only in a brassiere and shorts — black, lacy … Is not present, the truth, here it, with its genuine fright, confusion, awkward movements is so touching, defenceless, vital, real … Besides, in a shot these some delightful instants it was absolutely one … Suddenly bulky our "Horizon" has as though broken up to atoms, was dissolved-has disappeared without a trace, and whether me has involved in telespace, whether a teleether a powerful stream has rushed directly on me, and for some seconds all sides-barriers were erased: before my dumbfounded look there was in a corner of our poor room bare feet on the jammed carpet a seminude woman, tried to be covered and, confusedly smiling, looked me of an eye in the face. My heart has squeezed, breath has disappeared — literally having frozen from enthusiastic fear, a shyness attack, I could not even sigh. I swear, I felt-felt aroma of its spirits! I heard its fast breath!. Baksik osuzhdajushche looked at me from a sofa and contemptiously moved with moustaches when I at last have stopped-has interrupted delusion and has trudged in a bathroom: a pier, absolutely, the owner, chekanulsja — instead of as it is necessary, liked cat in a lap to lull that utvorjaet … And in a bathroom for what has gone — perfectly we know-with, messes-r-r-r, messes-r-r-r! — Shut up, zhidyonok! — I have barked and have threatened kotjare with a fist. It was instantly curtailed by a hedgehog, inflated, has calmed down — hates, when I name it zhidyonkom. Yes, that to hide — perevozbudilsja I am strong, to I can not. It already, whatever one may do, on a distortion started to resemble. To see, a castor tarena in an organism too raskrutilos-razbalovalos — I taki have accepted one tabletochku for a warming up of soul and maintenance of brains in a kind of long film evening. I nevertheless descended what for it is necessary in a bathroom, then have opened a bottle of "Baltic" which wished to leave for the morning, with taste have drunk, was counterbalanced. I specially have once again returned-has scrolled an episode with disguise: anything other-wordly — normal cinema. I even managed to notice-fix quite cynically in consciousness, that a breast at Dzhulii nevertheless it is valid rather modest sizes, and this black small brassiere is looked-is looked somehow on-devchonochi touching, naive, is defenceless … But then, I repeat, there was an episode with dark glasses when I again completely and all was forgot, has caught a glitch. And when in the ending of film Dzhulija, dancing with George, it has begun to laugh, be gone by the enchanting a laughter, showering a head — laughter this unique has literally filled all my dark stuffy room, sounded so really, so directly so close, nearby, around, that I, having closed eyes, everything, with a head has plunged into this marvellous illusion, to the touch pressing panel long loafs, again and again coming back hardly back that dizzy this laughter never stopped … No, nevertheless it was necessary to take urgently itself in hands. To hell this taren! To devils dog a fog in a head! I have welded one more to Turk of strong coffee, nearly vyglotal — already heart zatrepyhalo-was hammered by a volley. Has put the cartridge with "Stepmother". And — it was there and then counterbalanced, has there and then calmed down-has calmed down. Alas, a picture, Dzhulija in it delight have not called. Or I have simply fused? Yes is not present, it, indeed, was itself not the. Well what for, what for she has agreed to become the colourless blonde with the direct smoothly combed hair, with this awful bang? Well neither to give, nor to take — Barbara Brylska from "Twist of fate" or, than that is worse, Glagolev's any domestic Belief. And its muzhik in a film — simply a fly agaric any, is nastier than Vudi Allen. No, the right, to what blockhead in a head has come this Eda Harris similar to the bookkeeper, the butcher or the driver govnovozki, to choose in partners Dzhulii Roberts? I even have closed eyes and have begun to creak teeth during a nasty scene when Dzhulija-Izabel in white trousers and fitting grey sviterke this sits on a table in kitchen, and bald govnovoz *, having moved apart it of a foot, hugs her, thriftily sucks round-kisses her mouth … Was not present, not it most of all enraged, not that he, this old horse-radish round-shouldered, kisses-obmusolivaet it, prishepyotyvaja: «I have become bored!.», — and that she with well played pleasure-voluptuousness not only answers its foul kisses, but also itself greedy sucks-licks its smelly pale lips, pristanyvaja: «I too have become bored, the darling!.» … To look oppositely! I should to stop, to risk — the mood obviously read off scale not there. But, on the other hand, I have thought, maybe, just «the Run away bride» whom I so persistently searched across all Moscow and because of which has not turned nearly to the vagabond, will lift my tone, will warm up a fallen asleep-depressed soul. I was missed, have made some vigorous exercises, was stirred up and have given ignition to a video wheelbarrow, have started the motor — give, give, carry me from here away, is closer to Hollywood, in the country of narcotic dreams and delightful glitches! There was on the screen Richard Gere — well here and in a fantastic way: find fault, Richard! It has fine turned grey since times of "Beauty", but was all the same looked klyovo, the such not growing old playboy. Yes-a-a, Richard Gere is to you not Ed Harris! In general, terribly running forward, I will affect-admit: from all muzhiks Dzhulii me do not irritate near to it in any measure Richard Gere and, even more certainly, — Hju the Grant. Here speak, the love can reach such degree of heat and unselfishness that you suppose happiness of the liked person with another. If it is correct, I could go through, leave mine Dzhulija for Richard or Hju. But its this red-skinned Mohican Benjamin with vytesannoj as at stone blockheads from Easter island, a muzzle — well it is perfect to it not pair! No, personally against it I have nothing, can, it indeed as she confirms, — the person of kindness immense and is not absolutely silly, but it does not approach it and that will do! Or at them there, in America, at all do not know, do not understand, what to one cart to put it is not possible a horse and a quivering fallow deer?. Here when near to this Benjamin Brettom you see original pretty girl Sandru of the Bullock (I mean filmets "Destroyer") — the soul rejoices: simply ideal couple, well it is direct from one zamesa clay are moulded … So, on the screen there was a growing old lion Gere, or is more exact, on Russian than manners, — the growing old stallion Gere whom, on a plan of the director, a furrow to spoil should not. And here soon, when in a shot has appeared already and Dzhulija, it began chuvstvovatsja-be felt somehow — at implied sense level, whether that: our valorous Richard has very much become puzzled enough, having met again on a set from the former Vivien. And that! It is remembered, after "Beauty" it with magnificent intonation of the film master and the blase male indulgently purred in interview supposedly the girl submits the big hopes, complacently praised it for modesty and naturalness of behaviour before a chamber objective. Now, it is visible, in any way it was not possible to it to realise up to the end and completely, that now such tonality in behaviour with Dzhuliej does not suit anywhere what now to look-look at it from top to down silly and awkwardly. Yes that there vainglorious as all usual movie stars, Richard Gere when sober, counterbalanced and seen on the century of these stars Harry Marshall's whole galaxies without fools have been amazed and with genuine admiration told: — In the first put shootings of "the Run away bride» I has understood, how far forward has promoted Dzhulija. It became much stronger both as the actress, and as the person. When we removed "Beauty", it very much was nervous, constantly worried because of trifles … We removed in small towns nearby to Baltimore. There was a December, and local residents on half-day myorzli on a cold wind only that within one second to see Dzhuliju alive. Once me have warned, that there can be disorders and then I have asked to leave actors a trailer and to greet crowd, then to ask to leave people. When there was Richard Gere, in crowd have applauded and zauljuljukali. When left Dzhulija, the collective hysterics has begun. Having caught sight of it, people cried. Adult people. Dzhulija so has become puzzled, that did not know what to tell … It turns out, not only the director with the old partner were surprised to wonderful transformation of the beginning actress into the superstar, but also it, the modest woman, still could not realise and take it into consideration in any way. However, I somehow inertly thought-recollected of it while initial advertising shots of fragments from other video tapes flashed, having already a presentiment, that forces-emotions on film viewing can not suffice. And — it is exact! I, as last fool, tried to stare counter to all and all eyes, peered, warmed up myself even remarks, a pier: «Dzhulija! What you, and?.», — but the picture persistently did not tighten me inside. Even when Dzhulija again undertook to flaunt on the screen in one brassiere (during a prewedding holiday-carnival), I could not vozbuditsja-wake up. And duratsko-indispensable this American baseball and is moronic-obscene jokes about «an one-eyed dragon» and at all razdrazhili to a limit. No, only to ponder, the native grandmother speaks-mumbles to the grand daughter supposedly innocent girls should be afraid always of "an one-eyed dragon», and Meggi (heroine Dzhulii) etak is cheerful, without a confusion shade is answered-admits: «the One-eyed dragon I have tamed for a long time already, the grandmother!» That is, in essence, if without fools to translate-tolmachit, Dzhulija has declared to the native grandmother: «Babul, you chyo? Yes I already in full growth fuck!.» And still one episode has stirred up me, should stir up, not encourage — a scene primerki a wedding dress. No, the truth as nevertheless it is good as it is perfect Dzhulija during other moments — zapredelno. Especially (the good fellow Marshall!) before it it looked extremely budnichno: jeans shabby, a dark deaf jacket, hair are collected in a boring bunch on a nape … And I believe, I have absolutely believed, that hero Richard Gere too was stunned during this moment and tried to read the turned newspaper. Still! Suddenly appears because of a screen on an eminence-podium instead of ordinary-looking (yes the Lord will excuse to me!) Provincials Meggi this magnificent beauty with the dismissed magnificent hair, in an open royal dress, with a shining celebration of beauty a sight — so similar to dazzling movie star Dzhuliju Roberts … And so to me it became insulting, when under laws of comedy film Meggi towards the end of a scene has lifted up a magnificent hem of a festively-wedding dress to show for laughter to Gere and me ridiculous boots on the feet. Having looked through a film, I have collected the rests of forces, have returned a tape back, and more time has scrolled an episode with a wedding dress and the turned newspaper. I was looked-peered in dazzling improbably beautiful Dzhuliju, almost having been absorbed in the TV screen, and felt rez in eyes — not so much for weariness, how much from filtered of depths of an organism of absolutely unnecessary and not clear tears … In the fourth o'clock in the morning I have spread somehow a sofa bed and — have fallen down without forces. One only desire also has had time to generate-issue in a brain clouded by a fog: to dream about it here such — improbable, dazzling, bright, perfect … Beautiful to tears! ______________________ * I hate similar words! And in general, in my opinion, too it is a lot of abuse, a categoriality. Eh, a youth, a youth! Where it to understand, that we, "bald", at times hundred points to them forward will be given, and the woman if it not last silly woman, better prefers for Eda Harris's serious relations, than Leonardo di Caprio any, for example. <<<Glik the eleventh Glik the thirteenth>>>
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