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ME

LIKES

DZHULIJA

ROBERTS

 

Glik 5

 

Glik the fifth

 

Sounded as a spell.

Yes, this magic word invented by me "dzhurob" as if it is fantastic-alladinskoe "this-this", opened to me an input in a cave … Is not present, wrong, trivial comparison! On the contrary, this login-key opened to me an exit from a close cave of terrestrial ordinary life in the space world of virtual freedom and unearthly happiness. The world where was Dzhulija, Dzhulija, Dzhulija! And now at the whole 24 o'clock per month! And time for campaigns-travel needed o-o th how much. That there «Aport!» … When I have called even more powerful search car «Rambler« it was found out on change, that I should visit rovnyohonko 2063 sites where I am am expected by her. However, it was soon found out, that the majority of first two hundred pages — film reviews, repetition in different variations of the short biography, primitive gossips of a sosedsko-kitchen manner, the same pictures, basically — shots from films, advertising of videocassettes and other in the same spirit. And further hack-work — repetition of the reference to the same address of any smelly site "Hohma.ru" has gone sploshnjakom and at all — that its top list has got stuck on one figure!

When I have filtered-has studied the majority of the sites containing at least the least information about Dzhulii, have carefully eliminated a peel and repetitions has as a result made-has grouped in a folder «JULIA» a file under the name «dosje». Now it looks so:

 

THE FILE

Name: Dzhuli Fiona Roberts/Julie Fiona Roberts/(name Dzhulija took, having started to act in film).

Date of birth: on October, 28th, 1967 (Scorpion).

The birthplace: Smyrna, the State of Georgia, the USA.

Parents: Betti Mouts (worked as the secretary in church), Uolter Roberts (the seller of vacuum cleaners, has died in March, 1978 of a cancer); both mother, and the father passionately liked theatre, were amateur actors.

The native: brother Eric (actor), sister Liza, cousin Nensi.

External data: growth — 175 sm, weight — 53 kg, eyes brown, hair by nature light (in what is believed hardly!), but more often — red, the lefthander.

Hobby: knitting (ha-ha!), cookery, reading, the composition of verses, charity.

The real estate: apartment in New York, the house in Los Angeles, ranch in 50 acres of the earth in New Mexico.

Pets: dog Diego — a hybrid of a German shepherd with husky. (Under other data — seven dogs and six horses.)

Muzhiks: the former husband the singer and composer Lajl Lovett/Lyle Lovett/; grooms: actors Dilan Makdermott/Dylan McDermott/, Kiefer Sutherland/Kiefer Sutherland/, Jayson Patrick/Jason Patric/, Hollywood sports trainer Pet (Paskual) Manochchia/Pat Mannochia/, Benjamin Brett/Benjamin Bratt/; simply fights-friends: Lajam Nisson/Liam Neeson/, Richard Gere/Richard Gere/, Daniel Day-Lewis/Daniel Day-Lewis/, Shon Penn/Shon Pann/, Eton Hawk/Iton Hauk/, Matthew Perr/Matthew Perry/, Ross Partridzh/Ross Partridge/; in doubt: Hju the Grant/Hugh Grant/, Mel Gibson/Mel Gibson / …

Parents have dispersed, when Dzhulii there were 4 years. It remained with mother, the father with Eric have moved to Atlanta.

In childhood Dzhulija dreamt to become the veterinary surgeon, but after school undertook was to study journalism at university of Atlanta (subsequently she said, that has invented this fact for giving of solidity of the biography), however then after brother Eric and sister Lizoj has left to New York. There first worked as the saleswoman in shop of sports footwear (or in modelling agency), attended actor's courses, but has not finished.

In 1986 (her — 18) Eric who has already acted in film more than in 40 films (including — in Androna Konchalovsky's "Train-fugitive"), has helped to receive Dzhulii the first small role in a film «Scarlet blood» / «Blood Red» / which left on screens only in 1988. Actually the incidental role in a serial «Criminal histories» / «Crime Story» / (1986) became a debut of the actress.

The first considerable role: 1988 — beauty-Portuguese Dejzi in a picture «Mystical pizza» / «Mystic Pizza»/. Still bolshej the role in a tape «Steel magnolias» / «Steel Magnolias» / (1989) became good luck in its film biography. But the original triumph a-image of young prostitute Vivien created Dzhuliej in a film "Beauty" / «Pretty Woman» / — 1990.

Since then has acted in film in 25 films, from which most successful:

"Komatozniki" / «Flatliners» / (1990),

«In bed with the enemy» / «Sleeping With the Enemy» / (1991),

«Business about pelicans» / «The Pelican Brief» / (1993),

«Is about what to talk» / «Something To Talk About» / (1995),

«Wedding of my best friend» / «My Best Friend’s Wedding» / (1997),

"Stepmother" / «Stermom» / (1997),

«Notting Hill» / «Notting Hill» / (1999),

«The run away bride» / «Runaway Bride» / (1999),

«Erin Brokovich» / «Erin Brockovich» / (2000).

Awards: three «the Gold globe» (the award American film critics) for roles in films «Steel magnolias», "Beauty", «Wedding of my best friend». (Will receive "Globe" for certain and for role Erin Brokovich!) On "Oscar" it was put forward twice (three times), but yet did not receive. (The worse for "Oscar"!)

The main award — love-worship of hundreds millions spectators all over the world and, accordingly, the record rate of the fee among actresses of Hollywood: for a role in a film «Erin Brokovich» — 20 million dollars!

Phrases-frazochki from journalistic opuses about Dzhulii:

– This red-haired girl with a smile to ears …

– Its role — such nice, sharp and cheerful laughers …

– Many actors — partners in a set … became its lovers

– A subject of pride Dzhulii is that with the majority of the former lovers it has not quarrelled and maintains friendly relations …

– The actress known for the inconstancy …

– It is absolutely unpredictable, eccentrical, is sometimes thoughtless and is always ready on short novels …

– Roberts often name inaccessible though, on its own recognition, to buy it it is possible for one dollar — the main thing that it wanted to her to be on sale …

– It gets friends during morning jog in park and can invite to a supper of the person which has met for five minutes before, walking a dog …

– About its character legends go, but she takes offence at journalists who name its stinker …

– At it the biggest in Hollywood a mouth, the longest hair, the longest feet, the biggest charm …

– Nobody doubts, that Dzhulija Roberts — the brightest, most popular, most brilliant and most beautiful star of Hollywood …

– Is better Dzhulii Roberts nobody would play (in «Notting Hill») the most inaccessible and eccentrical movie star in the world …

– Roberts never in a life posed naked …

– It consider serial razbivatelnitsej hearts …

– It gets novels with all partners in job, irrespective of their appearance and age …

– At it original uncontrollable laughter which someone has compared to a laughter of a hyena …

– When it enters into a room with a smile, such impression as if light and when leaves joins — is again switched off …

Dzhulija, similar, and has not learnt to distinguish up to the end cinema and a life …

– There are only two actresses who can involve crowds of spectators in cinemas with one name — Dzhulija Roberts and Barbra Streisand …

– It name new Odri Hepbyorn, as well as Hepbyorn, Roberts possesses atypical beauty for Hollywood …

– Its heroine is olenyonok Bembi, lost the way in a jungle of the big city … ("Beauty")

– Itself Dzhulija, at all ingenuous openness, persistently avoids conversations on private life falsities …

– Sutherland has named it «the ice princess», hinting on its sexual coldness and inability to like …

– The long-legged, loudly laughing loudly siren is returned the nation … (after a film «Wedding of my best friend»)

Dzhulija it is naive-is sentimental: if on the TV show children-orphans, it there and then suffices the handle and writes down where to translate money …

– She heat responds till now about former husband Lajle Lovette and in every possible way extols its talents: «I like it deeply and quiveringly», «It one of the most ingenious poets of our time», «I can not present, that it is not present in my life» …

– If with the press it it is aggressive-nastorozhenna, with friends — full contrast: they unanimously repeat, what it the darling, kind and what sense of humour at it …

– Though Dzhulii it was possible to subdue top under the name Hollywood, it and did not become the actress of habitual Hollywood type …

– She is a queen of implied sense …

– Its vulnerability and availability — here that involves in it and distinguishes it from other beautiful women …

– It possesses special naughty appeal …

– Thin, almost as the stem, with long feet and a cap of a curly hair, Dzhulija is more likely silly, than is elegant …

– Its big brown eyes and the big mouth possess possibility to pass even the most insignificant emotions on the screen …

– Any man cannot resist such extremely beautiful woman …

– From Dzhulii such charm, such magic that it is impossible to look away proceeds. My God, and still when she smiles!.

I have deduced these three pages on the printer, subtracted, have corrected errors-typing errors, once again — already clean, on an offset paper — unpacked, have fastened-has stitched a stapler and have hidden in the daddy on which cover all appeared the same — «JULIA ROBERTS». I terribly liked to write, draw, read, say this name — in English, in Russian and more lines knows on-kakovski! Julia Roberts … Dzhulija Roberts

Dzhu-whether th!.

 

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