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SPLINTERS ü The Writer — the Hero of Sotsrealistichesky Work. ü The Hymn of lesbians of Soviet times: «All girl-friends on steams in darkness have dispersed, only I this evening have sat up one …» ü To Each collective-farm library — Joyce's novel "Uliss"! ü Litroli and litprofessii: the writer-businessman, the fiction writer-businessman, the author-co-operator, the poet-dealer, the novelist-speculator, the novelist-baryzhnik, the storyteller-grabber, the short-story writer-hvat, the critic-wolfhound … ü Radio: «Transfer it is begun with vodka … news». ü At A.I.Solzhenitsyna's book «the calf with an oak» Butted there is very big minus: gebisty consider as its textbook. ü In buffet TSDL each visitor Gogol goes. ü «The Soviet champagne» in transfer — «French Moscow». ü The Writer can tell: «Brains are scratched on job!» ü Day without a line?. No, it is better — year without Boldinsky autumn! ü Grafomanam always it seems, that their place in the literature someone occupies another. ü Any potapenko it was easy to praise Chekhov, because — the truth. But also it was easy to Chekhov to praise potapenko — from width sincere, from talent height. ü Writers like striptizirovat soul. E.Limonov in the novel «It I — Edichka» was bared to guts. ü The Professor-philologist as a bug-trupoed was dug in the died words. ü Free zakompleksovannost. ü Pretty an intelligent kind the girl with the big sad-languid eyes, widely having opened wide a mouth, has yawned. ü Harmsovatyj humour. ü Advertisers like to show on the screen an oral aperture of a female body. ü Irritate not spots on the face, irritates not pimply behaviour of their owner-owner. ü The Plain woman who behaves the plain woman — calls pity. The plain woman who behaves the beauty — calls irritation. The beauty who behaves the beauty — calls admiration and even passion. And only the beauty who behaves the plain woman — is capable to call love, original deep feeling. ü On streets lonely people, nachitavshiesja Dejla Carnegie wandered. ü Not so the kiss, as memoirs on him is sweet. ü Familiyo kritikessy: Dazheneivanova. ü The Vanguard, so-called "elite" literature can be compared to a roquefort cheese: eat the few, eat pretentiously and nonplus the taste of normal people. ü In the literature (and in general in art) only one criterion is indisputable — is pleasant – is not pleasant. ü From the characteristic of the present democrat: vybljadok Communist Parties. ü The Person at conversation in three cases withdraws a sight aside: when is ashamed, when is afraid and when talks to the fool. ü The Surrounding validity demands popular speech. ü The Writer-bukermen. ü Russia bljadjami is famous. But it is all the same surprising: whence them it was found for radio-and television advertising — entirely bljadskie voices so much! ü Boshovsky times. ü From memoirs of the professor on a student's youth in teacher's college: «I was the student-pederast …» ü Prenew Year's sale with vskidkoj the prices. ü The Old man has decided to look younger in the most easy way — has chosen pepsi. ü The Person human — a history mirror: when you look, for example, on Zinovija Gerdta — you believe: yes, the person has occurred from a monkey; when you look at me — you do not doubt: yes, mongolo-tatar invasion to Russia was … ü Has read J.Nagibin's "story" «Darkness in the end of the tunnel» and it wanted to specify in the dictionary, what such — "dotage"? ü Has looked «Stalin's Funeral» Evg. Evtushenko … oh, damn, yes that such nevertheless — "dotage"?! ü Writing share on three kinds: 1) writers, 2) "dogs" and 3) grafomany. The writer — is what to tell to people and can tell; "dog" — is what to tell, but cannot; grafoman — and to tell there is nothing and to speak is not able, however speaks, speaks, speaks … ü There are writers popular and such which are known by two-three students and ten psihbolnyh. Naturally, the second rank the first as "masscult". ü Means of mass misinformation. ü To perceive D.Kharms's creativity , it is necessary to be strong harmsnutym and harmsanutym. ü Literature Subspecies: sortirnaja prose, skatologicheskaja poetry, faecal dramatic art … ü There are writers who write ingeniously, but it is boring. The majority write simply boringly. ü It is necessary to read creations of the associates on a feather. It is obligatory! To study at them as it is not necessary to write. ü When I look at communists — I feel the democrat; when I look at democrats — I feel the communist. When I look at those and others simultaneously — I feel-feel myself the person. ü «I all in eyes will state a plain truth to you!» — «oh it is not necessary, it is not necessary to frighten me of a uterus!» ü The Best way to grow thin — gelmintoz. ü From rural prose: «On a meadow beef … was grazed» ü Yes, Natalia Medvedev wrote the novel «Mum, I the swindler like» blood … But not hearts, and — menstrualnoj. ü Grafoman — the person, passionately dreaming to become the aristocrat. ü Whether there Can be an anti-semite grafomanom?. And — a gourmet?. ü At Lermontov: «… with lead in a breast and thirst to sweep …». Anything to itself a breast — Pushkin has been wounded practically in a groin … ü The Boy-drochun. ü At a meeting of readers with E.Limonovym: «Tell, if not a secret and who is a prototype of the protagonist of the novel“ It I — Edichka ”?.» ü Heroic in the opinion of friends-friends ability to drink litre of vodka and not zabaldet in medicine language is called more prosy and more boringly — the second stage of an alcoholism. ü The Candidate skatologicheskih sciences. ü The Clinical diagnosis: believes advertising. ü The Venerable writer?. The writer can be venerable only; the writer, unless, — prostatitym … ü The Convinced masochist: regularly tortures itself a hungover syndrome. ü Having named the lady beautiful, the gentleman has rather strongly flattered … to the taste. ü Vladimir Sorokin's Texts as are similar to the literature, on prose, as the cow flat cakes on flat cakes ordinary, rich. ü On a bread chunk has thickly smeared mustard, from above has put kus densely properchennogo smoked fat, strewed the crushed onions, has poured properly ketchup, then has filled a glass to edges with moonshine and all it, perekrestjas, has accepted … So commit suicide jazvenniki. ü Directly not the girl, and … a combination of apertures for sexual igrishch! ü All advertised goods — are forged! ü It is better to stand in a queue in a venereal disease dispensary, than — in a crematorium. ü Already on chapter 1 of the novel T.Tolstoy "kys" vidno-is felt — such it I bend! ü In the sky that the Moon, Month … My God, everywhere transvestites! ü The COUNTER DOUBLE. A variant 1 (for clever): Clever the fool is learnt always, by the fool clever — never. A variant 2 (for fools): Clever the fool learns always because itself was in its skin, it was not typed yet mind-reason; the fool clever — never because never it was. ü When the author steals from one is a plagiarism; when at many — a postmodernism.
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© Rosedkin Sergey Nikolaevich, 2001 |
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