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PURPOSELY YOU WILL NOT THINK UP

 

The author, being the student of faculty of journalism of the Moscow State University, collected-collected together with companions-odnokorytnikami lethal endurances from letters of workers in newspapers and magazines. Daily summer experts in editions gave a rich material for a collection. Its small fragment — before you.

 

From letters in magazine "Health"

ü       Whether the Truth, what from freckles it is possible to get rid if to lower the person in an ant hill on 5-6 centimetres?

ü       Your articles about sexual education promote strengthening of our military discipline.

ü       I was treated ten years, from them seven years in prison.

ü       I feel myself, but it is bad.

ü       I have gone to the doctor, have started to speak about congress decisions, and he speaks: «the Sick-list I will not give you!»

ü       I work as the teacher, but is strong gnusavlju. You after all would not like, that your son was taught by the teacher-midges?

ü       I float in a sexual question on tops, since. Knowledge at institute has not received.

ü       I cannot have children. If is high quality and the sprouted germs, whether it is impossible to deliver them in drugstores of of Tambov?

ü       What is the abortion? My girlfriends think one, and I — another.

ü       If I was the high-grade man as it would be pleasant also to me, and to associates.

ü       I suffer sexual weakness on a residence.

ü       It offends us otlagatelnymi by adjectives of a sexual order.

ü       I with anybody was not in anatomic affinity.

ü       My wife without the intercourses slepnet.

ü       Whether Can become from the sexual intercourse of a foot curves?

ü       When I was 15 years old I has read in magazine "Health" about onanizm and has decided to try.

ü       How to enter the sexual intercourse, not to offend the woman?

ü       The Address on an envelope: Moscow, magazine "Health", department of the sexual intercourses and a climax.

ü       I very fast in a life with women. How to live in that case?

ü       Has read your article in magazine, but has not understood, that such a uterus neck.

ü       Since seven-eight years in our village start to be engaged onanizmom. Has got to this group and I.

 

From letters in the "News" newspaper

ü       I Will write directly, and on a nationality I am a Kirghiz.

ü       I was ill, have left in illness entirely: even has ceased to pay profvznosy.

ü       To me of 39 years. I work as the leader of manufacture.

ü       To me of 25 years. Not married in primordially Russian sense of this word.

ü       I Ask a name of the law on the girls put out of action through deceived honour, to deprive of its rank of the officer.

ü       I ask to return my husband in a primitive condition, i.e. To demobilise from army.

ü       I live with unique sister-girl of 67 years.

ü       The Citizen has rushed into a hostel of working girls, sufficing for not put places which resisted.

ü       It has greased me on a jaw so, that the mass case of a teeth has begun.

ü       I live with the husband, as Anna Karenina: neither it is painted, nor it is registered.

ü       Now I am deeply pregnant the third child.

ü       No rape between us existed.

ü       As a result of bad working conditions I was ill with extra-uterine pregnancy.

ü       From all my family only my member is able-bodied.

ü       He speaks, what is it was in ecstasy, and I precisely remember, what is it was in a shed.

 

 

 

 

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© Rosedkin Sergey Nikolaevich, 2001

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