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	CLASSICS IN THE NEWSPAPER (From history of the Soviet press) The amendment to history of Russian literature Young poet Misha Lermontov has brought to the editor of the youth newspaper new verses. The editor has read: And it is boring and sad, and the tax nobody a hand A minute of a sincere hardship... — You know, absolutely not bad, — he has told to the pleased poet. — it is final, not a masterpiece, but it is rather quite good. However, it will be necessary to earn additionally. Without it at us it is impossible — regional level. But you do not worry, Misha, I will correct... In some days Lermontov has opened a hot «Mladogo a tribe» and has seen: Should it is sad, and there is to whom a hand a tax A minute of a sincere hardship... It has got the duelnyj a pistol, poured on a shelf dry to gunpowder and has put a barrel to a temple. — Michel, wait Martynova! Someone from its friends-has exclaimed. — What for? — Michael Jurevich has sadly answered. — I was already killed by the editor «Mladogo a tribe». And it has pressed a trigger hook. Guess product Some classics have offered the products in the newspaper. Soon on its pages there were summaries about forthcoming publications of these products, but for some reason their names in edition have been changed. Guess: about what products there is a speech? «Planned — we will execute!» — L.N.Tolstoy's historical notes how Russian people have taken up the raised obligations completely and in the shortest terms to expel Frenchmen from the country in 1812 and planned with honour has executed. «Everyday life of the national control» — problem material N. V.Gogol how national controllers on other places work not in full force, anybody in their person does not know and even there are cases when for the controller accept absolutely extraneous traveller of the person. «For a crime — to the answer!» — judicial sketch F. M.Dostoevsky about the representative of the youth who followed a heavy way of infringement of legality and the law and order and has incurred deserved punishment, also reflexions of the author how the indifference of associates young the person of people and public organisations promoted crime fulfilment. «A purpose choice» — a poetic sketch of Ampere-second. Pushkin about the representative of young generation, the active worker who has firmly chosen the course of life including the husband. From the order on edition «The employee of department of culture and art I.A.Goncharov, vozvratjas from long business trip, has brought only one series of sketches under the unsuccessful and badly thought over name« the Frigate "Pallada" ». Thus, for the given period of job a labour input ratio (KTU) t. Goncharov has made less than hundred lines in day that is below norm. In connection with the above-stated I order: §1. Goncharovu I.A. strictly to specify. §2. To warn t. Goncharov, that in case of repeated infringement from its party of creative discipline it will be translated in agriculture department for a period of three months. The editor of the newspaper.
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